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It's The Perfect Holiday Gift!
Our Cold As Balls Whiskey Stones are perfect if you're looking for a hilarious holiday gag gift. Watch your mate's reaction when he gets the pair of balls he so desperately needed.
Sleek Presentation: Unbox 2 pairs of polished stainless steel balls housed in a stylish box, with a handy 'Ball Buffer' cleaning cloth to remove fingerprints and all handling evidence. This hilarious present is guaranteed to make everyone laugh, and it's the only time it's okay to put balls in someone else's drink!
Laugh-Out-Loud Appeal: Whether it's a quirky dad gift or a playful gag gift, the Cold As Balls Whiskey Stones promise rounds of laughter. And for that friend who's a bit too 'cocky'—give them some humbling stones! Or perhaps a whimsical parting gift for that special colleague lacking balls? We've got you covered!
Whiskey Stones: Who hates watery whiskey? Don't we all! Don't use ice! These nuts are the perfect solution, not only won't you have watered down whiskey. Here is a in depth explanation as to how this works. In short, ice melts and adds water to your drink, which dilutes your whiskey when you use our freezing cold balls to chill your beverage you get your drink cold as balls without dilution, our balls maintain lower temperatures for longer than ice cubes!
Balls: Do you have the balls to give these to your boss or spouse? Buy a pair for your friend who has none. Want to ask a girl out but don't have the balls? We have a pair for you! People ask us why balls? To them we say why not? We love our drinks cold as balls and this seems like the most appropriate way to do that.
Greatest Gag Gift: Want to ask a girl out but don't have the balls? We have a pair for you! Ideal as a stocking stuffer, white elephant, or secret santa gift, the family jewels are sure to break the ice, fuel conversations, and spark laughter at any occasion. When life takes a swing below the belt, drop your balls in whiskey and let the troubles melt. 🥃😉
